Yikes! I Forgot My Lyrics (My Cast-Mates Were No Help)

The Best Thing Ever… I Didn’t Win the Pageant!

I Knew This Was Big!

Alice Walker Put a Purple Ring On It

My SNL Audition, I Stunk Up The Joint

I Have The Reputation of Being Difficult

Seeing Someone Like Me

Pure Luck Saved Me! Understudies beware!

Down to $26.36, with a wife and kids – I QUIT!

The King of Cartoons